Just for Future Reference

Things my vacuum can pick up: crushed up chip crumbs, hardened playdough, cereal (of both the Cheerio and Cocoa Puff persuasion), easter grass.

Things my vacuum cannot pick up: metal hair clips, Sour Patch Kids, bobby pins, Skittles, various screws, the plastic that DVD's come wrapped in, small Flounder figurines from The Little Mermaid, pennies, dime and nickels, smarties.

But it wasn't for lack of trying.