-I get a little annoyed when I bang my leg/arm/head/anything and a heinous bruise does not immediately appear. Because NO ONE believe you if you say, "I really whacked my leg just now." And there is no evidence.
-I hate when people have e-mail stationary. It makes it very hard for me to take someone seriously when they send me a business e-mail with a rainbow background and 6 different fonts. Just send a normal e-mail!
-I have the world's worst road rage while pregnant. Like honestly, if you're not going to drive the speed limit on the one lane highway that has no passing lanes, I may drive over you with my car while laughing maniacally.
-I think it's lame when an otherwise normal restaurant gives it's food stupid names. Like the time we went to Ihop, and I really wanted Tutti Fruiti Pancakes. I didn't order them because I didn't want to say the name out loud. And the other day at Jamba Juice, I had to order a Mango A Go Go. What is wrong with just calling it Mango and sparing your customers the humiliation?
-Want to make me really mad? Ask me how to do something without making any effort to figure it out yourself. I am super self-taught. I take the time to figure it out, you can too.
-I am living off of watermelon and McDonald's. Justin had to pick me up McDonald's AGAIN last night and it made him sick to my stomach. It made me delighted.
Learning to live, part III.
5 years ago
3 comments:
I too hate when no bruise appears, if you're going to get hurt, you should at least have the pleasure of showing it off!
I must admit, that I love reading your Friday Confessionals.
Oh, I so hear you!!! Nothing embarasses me more than ordering a Strawberry Cheesequake Blizzard. Okay, maybe flashing the missionaries is more embarassing, but I still feel retarded.
Post a Comment