I Knew It!

Addison came to me and said:

Addie: "Mom, how come you know everything? I don't even know everything."

Me: "What do you mean I know everything?"

Addie: "You just know EVERYTHING!"

Me: "Like what kind of stuff do I know?"

Addie: "You know how to put my dirty kiki (blanket) in the wash.... and where to put my crayons.... and where the princess snacks are.... and when I gotta go potty."

There you have it folks.

I'm a genius.